A Special Offer
To the decendants of our European Ancestors
(The ones who remained in the old countries)

We are really happy that you liked the new American president. He was affectionately greeted throughout his tour.

So, just to prove we still love you, here is our offer: You may keep Mr. Obama!

You may make him a King or a Chancellor, or a Prime Minister, or whatever title you choose to bestow on worthless politicians in your cute little countries.

You may fawn over him, idolize him, bow to him and applaud him to your hearts' content. You may fill your newspapers with glowing stories of your first African-European Whatever. You may give him a crown or a castle, or whatever accords with your particular ancient customs.

Meanwhile, back in the colonies, we can elect a president who will reverse the obscene government spending that threatens to rob our children and grand children of the blessings we have enjoyed since we left our ancestral homelands "over there" to come to these shores. (In the case of my family, well over three centuries ago.)

We can elect the kind of man or woman who would have destroyed that North Korean Missile on the launch pad before their Dear Leader pushed the launch button. Someone who, likewise, will remove Iran's nuclear capabilities immediately... just so we don't have to come back again and save your asses in another World War.

We can elect someone who will call a terrorist a terrorist and proceed to destroy their movement.

And then, perhaps, we will all live happily ever after - or at least a few years longer!