Let's Change FEMA to MAMA!

Today's headline from Florida: Long Lines and Short Tempers.

Floridians are complaining because "The Government" is too slow in providing relief for them.

Floridians are repeatedly told to stockpile enough food and water to last at least 72 hours. They ignore that advice.

Floridians are told to evacuate the area in a hurricane's path. With much bravado they refuse, pointing out that they have survived other hurricanes.

Then, when the accurately forecast hurricane knocks out power and water, they run screaming into the streets for "The Government": to take care of them.

Mama! I have no food, no water, no gasoline.